he put BOTH hands on my shoulders!!

 

A man is very sick so he goes to the doctor. The doctor looks him over, runs some tests, and says “Well, this is a strange new virus. The good news is, we have a cure. The bad news is, the only way to administer it is in suppository form.”
The man recoils in disgust and says “What?? You mean, up my arse??”
The doctor says “I’m afraid so. It has to be done twice a day. I’ll do it just this once to show you how, and you can have someone help you do it later in the day.”
The man sighs, reluctantly drops his pants and waits for the doctor to put in the suppository. He feels something go up his arse, and it hurts a little but not too bad. It was over pretty quick.
The doctor gives the man the applicator to take home and sends him on his way. The man goes home and tells his wife how everything went, and how he’ll need her to help put in the suppository later that night. As they’re about to go to bed, they decide to get it over with. He drops his pants, his wife stands behind him. She puts one hand on his shoulder and inserts the suppository with the other hand. Just then, the man jumps up and says “wait a minute!!”
His wife says “What’s wrong honey? Did I do it wrong?”
The man says, “No, no, but I just realized something…  When the doctor did it at his office today, he put BOTH hands on my shoulders!!”

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